Perspectives on baseball from a 5-year-old boy

A few interesting baseball-related comments from my 5-year-old son:

• "We hate him. We hate him, too. He stinks." -- Observations about a random Cincinnati Reds player and their first-base coach while watching a Cubs-Reds game.
• "If you talk over me, then they can't hear me." -- His complaint while watching a televised game re: my talking at the same time he's cheering the Cubs.
• "Yeah! He did it!" -- Whenever anyone on any team hits a homer.
• "She's not a very good pitcher." -- On observing a college softball pitcher's 65 mph pitch. The only thing that impresses him about pitchers is how hard they can throw. So he would have been unimpressed with Greg Maddux.