Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Media mutterings

The media buzz this week:

Wednesday Web Roundup

The best of the wild, wild Web. If it's a little sparse this week, it's because I just decided to do this last night. I promise it will be more abundant next week.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Cincinnati is for lovers


The great downside of MLB.tv? Having to listen to the opposing team's commentary team. These Cincinnati Reds commentators -- and no, I don't care enough to list their names here -- are so annoying. One of them, the younger-sounding man "A", keeps sucking up to the older one "B" at least 5 times during this game, and it's still going on.

For instance, A complimented B for having the mental acuity to figure out a trivia question, going on and on about his brilliant, deductive reasoning. Then, when they were bemoaning the Cincinnati Reds lack of winning, A called B "a half-full kind of guy." The others I fail to remember, but it comes just short of "The brilliant light in his eyes and his warm, gentle smile make my heart go flippity flop!"

Dudes, it's a broadcast booth, not a dinner date. Keep the love talk for after hours!

No more fantasy baseball posts this year, 'tis depressing


Firmly entombed in last place, I must now concede the year, and look forward to rebuilding my dignity next year.

What went wrong? Perhaps I was just too patient, waiting for players to turn it around and heat it up when they had no gas left in their lamps *cough* Berkman, Harang *cough*. And my pitching stats were particularly rank -- for instance, I haven't won the holds category all year. So all in all, a bad effort and a bad year for Captain Choke, which certainly lived up to its name this year.

What does this mean for the direction of this blog? That, my friends, remains to be seen.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Joba = antichrist?


Red Sox fans are going to love Joba's Yahoo! Sports ranking.
Look at the rank. Not the O-rank.
Now what rough beast slouches toward Babylon?